SpookyTurtle - Home
Hi, you're probably here by mistake
That's okay, it's a vast, confusing Internet. You and I... well, we're just little data clots in that big series of tubes, right? Maybe you've seen me around and wanted to know more. Actually, that's kind of creepy. Maybe you found your way here blindly searching for high-quality web content. Actually, that would be incredibly disappointing, for both of us.
Maybe you should just leave.
No, wait! Come back - I was just joking. Read my stuff first. Then leave.
SpookyTurtle - Skills
My skills
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Yelling at Trees
(includes tiny bonsai trees)
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Being Handsome
(hello ladies)
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Starting Fires
(with and without gasoline)
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Scoring 80 Percent
(4 out of 5 statistics agree)
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Wearing Pants
(on legs, mostly)
A very special message

SpookyTurtle - FAQ
- here comes menu
Frequently Anticipated Questions
SpookyTurtle - Networks
Are you stalking me?
SpookyTurtle - Contact
Contact
Thanks for your email!
I probably won't read it or respond.
Still, thanks for helping me take up space on the Internet.